- I could have sworn I heard the can opener.
- Do they REALLY think I’m gonna come running just becuase they called me?
- Why doesn’t the government do something about dogs?
- I wonder if Morris really liked 9-Lives, or did he have ulterior motives?
- Hmmm … If dogs serve humans, and humans serve cats, why can’t we cats ever get these stupid dogs to do anything for us?
- This looks like a good spot for a nap.
- Hey — no kidding, I’m sure that’s the can opener.
- Would humans have built a vast and complex civilization of their own if we cats hadn’t given them a reason to invent sofas and can openers in the first place?
- If there’s a God, how can He allow neutering?
- If that really was the can opener, I’ll play finicky just to let them know who’s boss!
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