PostTop 10 Things a Cat Thinks About

Thinking Cat

  1. I could have sworn I heard the can opener.
  2. Do they REALLY think I’m gonna come running just becuase they called me?
  3. Why doesn’t the government do something about dogs?
  4. I wonder if Morris really liked 9-Lives, or did he have ulterior motives?
  5. Hmmm … If dogs serve humans, and humans serve cats, why can’t we cats ever get these stupid dogs to do anything for us?
  6. This looks like a good spot for a nap.
  7. Hey — no kidding, I’m sure that’s the can opener.
  8. Would humans have built a vast and complex civilization of their own if we cats hadn’t given them a reason to invent sofas and can openers in the first place?
  9. If there’s a God, how can He allow neutering?
  10. If that really was the can opener, I’ll play finicky just to let them know who’s boss!

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Comments One Response to “Top 10 Things a Cat Thinks About”

  1. Wow that is a beautiful picture of a cats profile, the article is quite funny too, cause sometimes I think they do think those things lol


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