The Best Cat Game Ever
First of all … what you need:
1. A wooden bead
2. One bathtub
3. One curious cat
Instructions:
1. Take the wooden bead into your bathroom.
2. Call your cat.
3. Roll the wooden bead around in the bathtub.
4. Allow your cat to jump into the tub.
5. Observe.
Cautions:
- Use a wooden bead! I won’t mention any names, but a certain cat in my life was playing in the tub with a marble. In a moment of unbridled glee, the marble was thrust into the air. It landed on the aforementioned cat’s head with a loud “CLONK!” sound. He paused for a moment looking rather dizzy. Since then, he has requested that only wooden beads be used for this game. Now when they hit him on the head, there’s only a small “plock!” sound – and he doesn’t have to pause very long to recover. (He has asked me to mention that no permanent damage was done in what we both call The Marble Incident.)
- Make sure the bead is big enough so that the cat can’t swallow it. (It should be a little bit bigger than a marble.)
- If you have guests over for dinner, be sure to remove the bead from the tub. Otherwise your dinner will be interrupted by an odd rolling sound coming from the bathroom. You will then have to explain to your guests that yes, you are that mentally ill, and you actually spend valuable time coming up with these kinds of activities for your cat.
Categories: Cats, Funny, Interesting
