Archive for February 2009
Here are all the posts written in 2009 February.
Cats and Dogs
My cat doesn’t like my dog. My dog doesn’t like my cat. Why can’t they be friends as the cats and dogs below ?
I saved a human today
Her eyes met mine as she walked down the corridor peering apprehensively into the kennels. I felt her need instantly and knew I had to help her. I wagged my tail, not too exuberantly, so she wouldn’t be afraid. As she stopped at my kennel I blocked her view from a little accident I had [...]
Control-A-Cat Remote
From the website: Cats are known for many things. The dexterity to always land on their feet and the cleanliness of their fur coats. The ability to knock over a lamp or slam into a screen door and casually continue along as if nothing happened. The nerve to shred your furniture with their claws and [...]
The Story of: I Has a Buckit
Did you know the lolrus really existed? his name was Minazo. Minazo is a famous southern elephant seal who lived in Enoshima Aquarium in Japan until his death in October of 2005. He was 11 years old, 15 feet long, and weighed two tons. Southern elephant seals are the largest of all pinnipeds, and Minazo [...]
I told you so
C’mon … please don’t do it. Oh, yes I will. Look … I can fly … after 20 seconds … Please get me out of here
Eat Endangered Iguanas = Jail
An Illinois couple went to the Bahamas and, desiring a truly exotic vacation, caught and ate an endangered iguana. Of course, they posted pictures of their totally wild excursion on Facebook. Which got them arrested. Vanessa Starr Palm, 23, of Illinois and Alexander Daniel Rust, 24, of Indiana, were arrested last Monday after pictures of [...]
More Cat Haikus
The food in my bowl Is old, and more to the point Contains no tuna. So you want to play. Will I claw at dancing string? Your ankle’s closer. There’s no dignity In being sick: which is why I don’t tell you where. Seeking solitude I am locked in the closet. For once I need [...]
