Cat Personalities
We all know cats can have several personalities depending on their mood. Here are the most notable 13 cat personalities:
Sink cat
The Sink Cat is usually found in warmer climates where he enjoys the coolness of the porcelain. Sink Cat will not allow you to brush your teeth or wash your hands, and will mock your futile attempts to move him by putting on a cute face. Sink Cat will often drink exclusively from your faucet and will be persistent in making you turn the faucet on for him.
Disdain Cat
Some cats are capable of such a range of facial expressions that their limited vocabulary doesn’t hinder them in the least. Here is an excellent example of Disdain Cat being displeased with the lack of lounging area, or possibly at a dish of dry food that replaced her usual tuna dinner.
Lounge Cat
Now, all cats are Lounge Cats to some extent, but some can take it to a whole new level of lounge-iness. Shown here is a pseudo Lounge Cat. A true Lounge Cat will be completely limp and stretched out to his full extent in order to cover the most area and inconvenience you in the greatest manner. Any object in the way of Lounge Cat will be deposited on the floor.
Luggage Cat
The Luggage Cat weighs 23 lbs and is displeased that he cannot quite cram his large ass into my carryon sized luggage. Luggage Cat will continue to shed his fur onto my clothes in an effort to remind me who I belong to while I am traveling.
Recliner Cat
This is my brand new ThomasVille recliner. Oh, forgive me…. did I say MY recliner? My apologies. Obviously my cats are pleased with this purchase and I have been displaced. $850 for a gigantic cat bed. They let me sit in it occasionally. Recliner Cats won’t take no for an answer.
Lap Cat
Lap Cat is usually seen during the colder months. Lap Cat is happy to use you as a giant hot water bottle, and is most pleased when she can mold herself to your flabby parts for maximum comfort (her comfort, not yours).
Social Cat
The Social Cat will enjoy spending time with and grooming his companions, humans and feline alike. Social Cat makes friends easily and has a pleasant disposition. He enjoys the simple things in life.Social Cat and Lap Cat are first cousins.
Bag Cat
The Bag Cat will claim any unattended bag, even if it is too small for her. She will defend it from all other cats and will particularly enjoy finding toys or food hidden inside the bag. Bag Cat will spend hours attacking invisible things inside the bag and loves the crinkly sounding bags the most.
Window Cat
The Window Cat likes to lounge on window sills and fantasize about the birds and squirrels he would mutilate and destroy. Window Cat can remain motionless for hours at a time, and is also a very capable screen climber.
Party Cat
The Party Cat is always fun at a party and combines the party animal personality with that of a stripper who surprises you by jumping out of a cake. She will appear when you least expect her.
Chirp Cat
The Chirp Cat is capable of making bird noises in his sleep, even though he weighs 23 lbs. If you are not looking directly at him, you will swear that a small bird is trapped in your home. Chirp Cat is actually practicing his foreign language skills in an attempt to fool his prey into coming within attack range.
Dumpster Cat
The Dumpster Cat is capable of balancing herself at precarious angles. She is shown here training for her next dumpster diving expedition. While she may seem innocent enough… beware! She will steal the salami out of your sandwich, eat anything off of the floor, and rummage through your takeout order before you’ve had a chance to eat any of it.
Camouflage Cat
The Camouflage Cat is an expert at terrorism. She will position herself where she can maximize her springing-on-unsuspecting-passersby techniques. Camouflage Cat is usually detected when you see her rear end wiggling as she plots her attack trajectory.
Do you know any other cat personality ?
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I have a “Sassy” cat, and a “Scaredy” cat. My “sassy” cat is a female, three years old, and is a “fusser”! She is the most “defensive” cat I’ve ever seen. If you scold her about anything, she screams a defensive waaaaaa out, but she will not run and hide from your disciplinary actions. If you ask her something, she always answers back. She calls me “Mom”, and if you say her nickname, “Widdles”, she answers “Whaaat?” Her name is Little Bit, but she is a “lot” verbal wise, because she never hesitates to speak her mind and let you know exactly what mood she is in. On the other hand, she is totally and completely devoted to me, and can’t wait until I sit in my favorite chair, so she can cuddle on my chest and sleep for hours! My other cat, a male Tabby, “Peek-a-Boo”, not quite a year old, is scared of his own shadow. One day he accidently backed up into his food bowl, flipped it over, and scattered and stayed hidden for hours! He is scared of any kind of noise, or sudden movement. He used to be an outdoor cat up until he was weaned, then we made him an indoor cat, had him fixed, and tried to domesticate him. He is domesticated to the degree that he has made himself completely at home on top of the sofa, on the base of the fan, on the fireplace ledge, or in the dog’s bed, but he doesn’t like to be held, but wants petting while on the bed, on his own terms. He doesn’t really meow, only squeaks, but gets his point across when hungry. He is very sweet natured, but a loner, and again….very, very scared! I love them both so much! And, they get along well with my husband and all three of my dogs! They rub up against all the dogs and even lick them. Their personalities are definitely unique!