You know you’re a cat person when
– you refer to going to the bathroom as “using the litterbox.”
– you do not consider an outfit complete without some cat hair.
– you consider cat hair in your food as extra fiber.
– you apologize when you step on a fuzzy cat toy in the dark.
– you snap your fingers and pat the sofa beside you to invite your guests to sit down.
– you sleep on one edge of the bed because the cat is sleeping in the middle looking soooo cute!
– you accidentally put your child’s dinner plate on the floor.
– you spend more money on toys for your cats than on the kids or grandkids.
– you decorate your Christmas tree with dangly cat toys.
– your neighbors refer to you as “the crazy one with all the cats.”
– you have more pictures of your cats than your kids in your wallet.
– you refer to your cat as your furry child.
– your parents wind up with a four-footed, furry “grandchild.”
– you plan your vacation around the cat show schedule.
– you accidentally call your spouse by your cat’s name!
– you set a place at the dinner table for your cat.
– you have a set of towels with “His” “Hers” and “Kitty’s.”
– you call home and leave a message on the answering machine for your cat.
– you have the cat meow on the outgoing message of the answering machine.
– you and kitty have matching outfits.
– your spouse says, “Me or the cat!,” and there’s no hesitation.
– you never go to the door unless it’s to let a cat out.
– your favorite friends have fleas.
– you chose a house to buy based on it having a good location for the catbox.
– you think cat fur makes a wonderful garnish to any meal.
– you own 17 varieties of kitty-nail-clippers.
– you are lost for conversation with non-cat people.
– you meow so well, you confuse the cats.
– you bore the neighbors with discussions on the exact nutritional differences between 9-Lives and Amore – at length.
Categories: Cat Stuff, Cats, Cute, Funny, Interesting
