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So … this bird walks into a store …
A seagull in Scotland has developed the habit of stealing chips from a neighborhood shop. The seagull waits until the shopkeeper isn’t looking, and then walks into the store and grabs a snack-size bag of cheese Doritos. Once outside, the bag gets ripped open and shared by other birds. The seagull’s shoplifting started early this [...]
Ever been so tired ?
Have you ever been so tired that you wished a bed appeared in front of you so you can jump in it and fall asleep ? I bet these animals wished for that too
Beware of the Ninjas
A ninja is a warrior specially trained in a variety of unorthodox arts of war. These include assassination, illusion, espionage, and various martial arts. And this means they can be anywhere. I really mean anywhere. Take a look below:
Smile, You’re on Candid Camera
You are being watched … ALL THE TIME. Here’s the proof: [ click on image to enlarge ] Professional photographer Enrique Aguirre took this photo of an otter holding a video camera while on a tour of Elkhorn Slough aboard the Elkhorn Slough Safari Boat out of Moss Landing on Feb. 3. The otter, it [...]
Cat Thoughts
DAY 752 – My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while I am forced to eat dry cereal. The only thing that keeps me going is the hope of escape, and the mild satisfaction I get from shredding the occasional piece of furniture. Tomorrow I [...]
Laws of Physics Applied to Cats
Law of Cat Inertia A cat at rest will tend to remain at rest unless acted upon by some outside force such as the opening of cat food, or a nearby scurrying mouse. Law of Cat Motion A cat will move in a straight line, unless there is a really good reason to change direction. [...]
